Allan, behind the bronze bully’s beef are billions of bucks he’s blown bankrupting businesses for which be blames the better businessman, Bezos. He best behave, or believe me, it’s not beneath Biden to bend the burger bungler over a bench and begin belting the bulbous behind of this bottom-feeder on behalf of buxom blonds, who bravely beat his backside believing bold banter would belie being bedded while the boastful blowhard’s bride was birthing. Ball-less bastard’s a beaut!

Written by

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store