Allan, an Is-hell-ac-ing of this cabinet caricature was definitely needed. TrumPooning of Tom Jones’ “What’s New Pussycat?” seems in order:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3I5DTIA-E

What’s new pussycats whoa
What’s new pussycats whoa oh
Pussycats, pussycats, I’ve got powers
And lots of hours to spend time with you
So fawn all over me cute little pussy brown nose
Pussycats, pussycats, you love me yes you do
You and your pussy brown nose

What’s new pussycats whoa
What’s new pussycats whoa oh oh
Pussycats, pussycats, it’s so thrilling
That you’re so willing to purr for me
So go and make up your big little pussycat lies
Pussycats, pussycats, you love me yes you do
You and your pussycat lies

What’s new pussycat whoa
What’s new pussycat whoa oh oh
Pussycats, pussycats, you’re my bitches
But if your wishes could all come true
I’ll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat ass
Pussycats, pussycats, you love me yes you do
You and your pussycat lies whoa
You and your pussy brown nose

Original lyrics written by Billy Gray, Hank Thompson • Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group

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