Allan, after this episode, Pence thinks his chances to win the presidency are even “Stronger” — hence, his new theme song (which Kelly Clarkson has refused to perform):

You know you’ve pissed off Mother
By sucker punching me
You know she’s tough as nails
Why other women won’t come close to me

Think you got the best of me
But she’ll have the last laugh
Bet you thought she’d turn the other cheek
Though you left me broken down
She’ll soon be on your back
Not impressed by small hands, knows you’re weak

What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger
Even without Mother
Doesn’t mean I’m scared when she’s not there
What doesn’t kill her makes a fighter
Mother is a biter
Chew your little fingers, pull your hair

What doesn’t kill her makes her stronger, stronger
She’s Mother Pence, my spouse
What doesn’t kill her makes her stronger
Think you’re a warmonger?
Find your hiding place in the White House

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Trump shaves the Pence’s head after putting an Oval Office Ouch on the VP! (Courtesy WWE)

TrumPooning to be continued …

Original lyrics written by Alexandra Leah Tamposi, David Gamson, Greg Kurstin, Jorgen Kjell Elofsson • Copyright © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Reservoir Media Management Inc, BMG Rights Management US, LLC

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