Ah, but Allan, our not-so-bright, billionaire Secretary of Education agrees!
Betsy DeVos, is our nation’s top educator
A person known as a public schools hater
Confirmed she’s another of POTUS’s fools
Teachers packing guns, OK in our schools
You know grizzly bears pose a real threat
So I support the NRA’s armed-teacher bet
To kill multiple bears in just a few seconds
A grizzly defense requires assault weapons