According to my sources, Allan, Pat Robertson is the favorite to replace the fired clergyman. Mike Pence implored Ryan to make this move after hearing Pat say, “The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” Pat is also Mother Pence approved!

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