About the other shoe, Steven, my 3-year-old grandson heard the exchange went this way:

Schmidt: “What happened to your other shoe?”

Trump: “One, two, buckled my shoe .. Three, four, I yelled ‘fore’ .. Five, six, bait and switch .. Seven, eight, hot playmate .. Nine, ten, no collus-hen

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Schmidt: “Come again? The other shoe?”

Trump: “One flew over the cuckoo”

Schmidt: “Cuckoo’s nest?”

Trump: “Whose arrest?”