A bone spur defense, Allan? Perhaps that’s why Trump was overheard singing this old Gene Autry song:
My bone spurs, they jingle, jangel, jingle
Giuliani says the witch hunt won’t be long
When I think of Stormy, my parts tingle
And John Barron is not me, that’d be wrong

My brain cells, they jingle, jangel, jingle
That’s a better defense— I am insane
My Melan-ya still prays ‘bout being single
Rudy told her “your prayers won’t be in vain”

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