NCiR’ Pilin’ On

Remembering William Shakespeare’s birthday,
Ms. Sheridan wrote a beautiful poem.
She praised the plays the playwright had penned.
With these fun facts, you’ll feel like you know him.

Will was eighteen; Anne was twenty-six.
With child was Hathaway when they were wed.
Anne birthed their daughter, followed by twins.
Will’s will left Anne his “second-best bed.”

Will mastered reading, writing and Latin.
His parents were likely illiterate.
His children, too, missed out on schooling.
“To be” was “not to be” — not considerate.

Nobody knows what Will did between
Fifteen-eighty-five and fifteen-ninety-two.
There’s still speculation ’bout what he didn’t. …

Farah,

Your poem is so charming.

It has my heart warming.

Rhymes that I should have heard

left me scratching my beard.

Rhyming I'd normally choose,

but your piece gave me a goose.

Rhymes or not, I'll live with both,

drawn to your flame, like a moth.

🤓

I’ll bet that you didn’t know the gar is celebrated,
or this day’s been set aside especially for gar licking.
Candidly, I will admit I’m taken back as you are.
Think this is an instance of the internet bait clicking!

Probably my picture of that alligator gar
suggests licking this guy could be hazardous to you.
Perhaps you could sneak-up on him, lick him, then retreat,
but until you’re confident, please stay in your canoe.

Why not skip the licking ’cause the gar objects to foreplay. Eating gar much better, tastes like gator, finger lickin’. Some say it’s a myth…

Probly didnt know that I was writing wit hout seeng.
Cataragts was vision cloudng for dis human beeng.
F youre not aware, the surgeone takes out the old lens,
subsitoots a man-made won — so heres my updaat, frends.

Operating on mu eye was not done wile assleep.
Forgoin anesthesia keeps the cost of cuting cheep.
Actually, I’m kitting you, but not bout beeng “out.
Id have spent some sirius coin to be knocked coldl, no doubt!

Antyway, I’m duune gread. Im so glad I can sea. Cant belirve how tried I am uf tygos playging me. Thinking I shouldl…